Teacher & The Student

TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.

MARIA : Here it is!

TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?

CLASS : Maria!

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TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?

FRANK : Because of the sign.

TEACHER : What sign?

FRANK : The one that says, 'School Ahead, Go Slow.'

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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!

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TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'

GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L'

TEACHER : No, that's wrong

GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

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TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!

TEACHER : What are you talking about?

DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!

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TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'

MILLIE : I is...

TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'

MILLIE : All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

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TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

HAROLD : A teacher...