Crazy Mails

People all over the world receive thousands of emails full of jokes, humour day by day. So I thought to post those funny mails that i have received on a blog site. This site provides you with entertainment, with a sense of humour which helps you to share your laugh with us looking at our own mistakes. And this site contains both Sinhala & English comics.


Sunday, July 26, 2009

Sinhala Jokes- Shaggy & Scooby

Friday, July 24, 2009

Sinhala jokes -3000 Millions

Yacht or Bed!!!

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Brainy Udurawana part-8

Empty and Full Disks

Udurawana and Silva work in a software company. One day, they were to move their PC's to another building. Udurawana was having a tough time carrying his machine.

Silva : "My PC has 80gb disk.
See how easily I am carrying it. Yours has just 40GB.
Can't you carry even this much?"

Udurawana : "But yours is empty and my disk is full"!!!

Brainy Udurawana part-7

Udu's blood group

Udurawana: Nurse, I am very eager to know my blood group
Nurse: B positive
Udurawana: please tell me soon
Nurse: B positive (louder)
Udurawana: Madam, I am positive, but eager to know my blood group.


Sugar level

One day Udurawana was home and he went to the kitchen, opened the Sugar bottle, peeped inside and closed it. His wife was seeing this.

After some time Udurawana again went to the kitchen, opened the Sugar Bottle, peeped inside and closed it. His wife again saw this Udurawana again and again did the same thing. His wife was puzzled at why did he do something like this. So, she sked Udurawana, 'Why did you open the Sugar bottle see inside and close it often?'
Udurawana, 'I am a Sugar Patient you know....Our doctor advised me to check up the Sugar level often

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Brainy Udurawana part-6

Udurawana went to Colombo for an official matter and called to his house over the phone.

Servant takes the receiver.

Udurawana: Who is speaking?

Servant : Servant Sir.

Udurawana: Where is the Madam?

Servant: She is sleeping with her husband in bedroom.

Udurawana: What?!!!! I am her husband

Servant: What can I do now sir?

Udurawana: Open the cupboard, pick the Gun, shoot both of them, come back and tell me, till then I am waiting in the line.

After some time ... there come 2 shooting sounds ... after that ...

Servant: Yes, I did Sir. But what can I do next Sir?

Udurawana: Open the back door, throw both of them into the swimming pool

Servant: There is no swimming pool in our house Sir

Udurawana: What...? No swimming pool?

Servant: Yes Sir

Udurawana: Sorry, wrong number !!!!!!!!

Brainy Udurawana part-5

Udurawana: Doctor, In my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Udurawana: Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.


Udurawana: People consider me as a "GOD"
Wife: How do you know??
Udurawana: When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD! U have come again..

Friday, July 3, 2009

Optical Illutions - part 3

Find, Is it 12 or 13

Please wait until The Group changes its position

Is it twelve or thirteen?????

Free Image Hosting

Keep counting!!!