Crazy Mails

People all over the world receive thousands of emails full of jokes, humour day by day. So I thought to post those funny mails that i have received on a blog site. This site provides you with entertainment, with a sense of humour which helps you to share your laugh with us looking at our own mistakes. And this site contains both Sinhala & English comics.


Saturday, August 8, 2009

Sinhala Jokes - Amda 3

Sunday, July 26, 2009

Sinhala Jokes- Shaggy & Scooby

Friday, July 24, 2009

Sinhala jokes -3000 Millions

Yacht or Bed!!!

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Brainy Udurawana part-8

Empty and Full Disks

Udurawana and Silva work in a software company. One day, they were to move their PC's to another building. Udurawana was having a tough time carrying his machine.

Silva : "My PC has 80gb disk.
See how easily I am carrying it. Yours has just 40GB.
Can't you carry even this much?"

Udurawana : "But yours is empty and my disk is full"!!!

Brainy Udurawana part-7

Udu's blood group

Udurawana: Nurse, I am very eager to know my blood group
Nurse: B positive
Udurawana: please tell me soon
Nurse: B positive (louder)
Udurawana: Madam, I am positive, but eager to know my blood group.


Sugar level

One day Udurawana was home and he went to the kitchen, opened the Sugar bottle, peeped inside and closed it. His wife was seeing this.

After some time Udurawana again went to the kitchen, opened the Sugar Bottle, peeped inside and closed it. His wife again saw this Udurawana again and again did the same thing. His wife was puzzled at why did he do something like this. So, she sked Udurawana, 'Why did you open the Sugar bottle see inside and close it often?'
Udurawana, 'I am a Sugar Patient you know....Our doctor advised me to check up the Sugar level often

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Brainy Udurawana part-6

Udurawana went to Colombo for an official matter and called to his house over the phone.

Servant takes the receiver.

Udurawana: Who is speaking?

Servant : Servant Sir.

Udurawana: Where is the Madam?

Servant: She is sleeping with her husband in bedroom.

Udurawana: What?!!!! I am her husband

Servant: What can I do now sir?

Udurawana: Open the cupboard, pick the Gun, shoot both of them, come back and tell me, till then I am waiting in the line.

After some time ... there come 2 shooting sounds ... after that ...

Servant: Yes, I did Sir. But what can I do next Sir?

Udurawana: Open the back door, throw both of them into the swimming pool

Servant: There is no swimming pool in our house Sir

Udurawana: What...? No swimming pool?

Servant: Yes Sir

Udurawana: Sorry, wrong number !!!!!!!!

Brainy Udurawana part-5

Udurawana: Doctor, In my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Udurawana: Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.


Udurawana: People consider me as a "GOD"
Wife: How do you know??
Udurawana: When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD! U have come again..

Friday, July 3, 2009

Optical Illutions - part 3

Find, Is it 12 or 13

Please wait until The Group changes its position

Is it twelve or thirteen?????

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Keep counting!!!

Monday, June 29, 2009

Brainy Udurawana part-4

When Udurawana was traveling with his wife in a three wheeler, the driver
adjusted mirror.

Udurawana shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive.


Interviewer: just imagine you are in the 3rd floor, it caught fire and how
will you escape?
Udurawana : its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!

Teacher & The Student

TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS : Maria!

TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
FRANK : The one that says, 'School Ahead, Go Slow.'


TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!

TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!

TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE : I is...
TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE : All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD : A teacher...

Sunday, June 28, 2009

Funny Pics 2

Saturday, June 27, 2009

Optical Illusions - part 2

Stare at the black light bulb for at least 30 seconds. Then immediately stare at a white area on the screen or at a sheet of paper. You should see a glowing light bulb!

Brainy Udurawana part-3

On a political rally Udurawana was arrested.


A woman journalist walking with a badge wrote "PRESS" and He did it..

Bad Luck!!!

Her husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business fell, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. Well, now that I think about it
" I think you bring me bad luck!"

Friday, June 26, 2009

Holmes Theory!!!

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and went to sleep.

Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.

"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?" Holmes asked.

Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all-powerful and that we are small and insignificant.

Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

What does it tell you?"

Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke.

"Watson, you idiot. Somebody has stolen our tent!"

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Sinhala Jokes - Amda 2

Sinhala Jokes - Amda 1

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Brainy Udurawana part-2

Udurawana was doing experiment with cockroach; first he cut its one leg and
told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked. Then he cut it's second leg and

told the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and did the same.
At last he cut its fourth leg and ordered it walk! But cockroach didn't

Suddenly Udurawana said loudly, "I found it. If we cut cockroach's four
legs, it becomes deaf.

Brainy Udurawana part-1

Interviewer: what is your birth date?

Udurawana : 13th October

Which year?

Udurawana : EVERY YEAR

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Optical Illusions - part 1

Is there a bird having its meal?????


Is there a man trying to catch a big fish?????

Footsteps !!!

Larry tells Harry: When I grow up, I am going to be a policeman and follow in my father’s footsteps.
I did not know your father was a policeman, said Harry.
He is not …. He is a burglar replied Larry.

Monday, June 22, 2009

Effect of Alcohol !!!

A biology teacher wished to demonstrate to his students the harmful effects of alcohol on living organisms. For his experiment, he showed them a beaker with pond water in which there was a thriving civilization of worms.
When he added some alcohol into the beaker the worms doubled-up and died."Now," he said,” what do you learn from this?"
An eager student gave his answer. "Well the answer is obvious," he said " if you drink alcohol, you'll never have worms."

Nice Hobby

" A new lady teacher came to teach 8th standard students.

As it was the first day, she gave her intro, and asked all the students to
Introduce themselves with name and hobby.

She said, " Let's start with the boys first."

Boys start giving their intro...

First boy: "My name is John, and my hobby is to see bubble in the bathtub."

Teacher was confused to listen but said, "Interesting.

Well, Ok. In fact, we must be honest in telling the hobby. And after all
there is essentially a child in each of us. So it's ok John. Yes next."

Second boy: "Myself Peter and my hobby is to see bubble in the bathtub."

Teacher now got surprised and said, "Good. I like the spirit of supporting
a friend. Ok next. "

Third boy: "I'm Smith and my hobby is to see bubble in the bathtub."

Teacher: "Guys are you joking or what? Please be sincere. Ok next."

This continues...

and the last boy stands up "I'm Harry and my hobby is to see bubble in the
Bathtub. "

Exhausted, the teacher said, "I don't think I will be able to teach
un-grown boys for long.

Anyway, now the girls please. "

First girl: "I'm Julie and my hobby is to see birds."

Teacher: "Good. At last I got something different. Ok next."

Second girl: "I'm Ruby and I like to collect perfumes."

Teacher "Now it's like educated grown up girls. Ok next. You sweet girl;
Yes you... "

Most beautiful girl of the class:

"Madam, my name is 'Bubble', and my hobby is to take bath three times a

Teacher Fainted!!! "

Funny Pics 1

Why Boys Need Parents

Sunday, June 21, 2009

Funny Cartoons

Saturday, June 20, 2009

Funny Cartoons